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In this lively and unpredictable episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox explore the nuances between "finna" and "fixing" while finally tapping into the bottle of Woodford Reserve gifted by Dylan Russell of Sauce Daddy during his guepisode. Shane the Brain strikes again, sharing his interpretation of the acronym E.P., sparking laughter and thought.

The duo dives into the nonsensical connection between Christmas, Santa Claus, Christmas trees, and the birth of Christ, leading to a spirited debate. When Shane humbly claims he isn’t a good gift giver, Q quickly challenges him, providing three examples that prove otherwise. Things get even more colorful when Shane recounts a wild story about being asked out on a date by a drag queen hooker resembling the model Iman in South Beach, Miami.

Packed with humor, reflection, and unforgettable tales, this episode is a perfect blend of chaos and camaraderie that only Vendor Chronicles can deliver!

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In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox cover a wild range of topics, from Tina Turner insuring her legendary legs to Ike Turner’s infamous "pimp hand." Things take a serious turn as Shane shares a shocking story about being called a cracker and having a gun pulled on him in a parking lot, leading to a deep dive into race relations between whites and Blacks.

Shane opens up about being the happiest he’s ever been in life, and why you’re truly special if he likes you—because, as he puts it, he doesn’t like anybody. And, of course, Q delivers laughs with his story about a neighborhood crackhead who was madly in love with him. This episode blends raw honesty, humor, and real talk in a way only Vendor Chronicles can.

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In this special Veterans Day episode, we honor and give thanks to all the brave men and women who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future. Q the Messenger reflects on attending a Veterans Day assembly at his daughter's school—a powerful moment when he realized the worth of his years of sacrifice in the Air Force through the kids' heartfelt appreciation.

Shane the Brain graces us with his rendition of 'Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen' before sharing the toughest week he's ever faced in his business journey. The duo also dives into the comedic tale of buying a van from a MAGA hat-wearing, .357 revolver-carrying old man. And, of course, they remind us of life's hard truth: there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Join us for an episode filled with gratitude, grit, and determination to persevere."

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