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In this lively and unpredictable episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox explore the nuances between "finna" and "fixing" while finally tapping into the bottle of Woodford Reserve gifted by Dylan Russell of Sauce Daddy during his guepisode. Shane the Brain strikes again, sharing his interpretation of the acronym E.P., sparking laughter and thought.

The duo dives into the nonsensical connection between Christmas, Santa Claus, Christmas trees, and the birth of Christ, leading to a spirited debate. When Shane humbly claims he isn’t a good gift giver, Q quickly challenges him, providing three examples that prove otherwise. Things get even more colorful when Shane recounts a wild story about being asked out on a date by a drag queen hooker resembling the model Iman in South Beach, Miami.

Packed with humor, reflection, and unforgettable tales, this episode is a perfect blend of chaos and camaraderie that only Vendor Chronicles can deliver!

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In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox cover a wild range of topics, from Tina Turner insuring her legendary legs to Ike Turner’s infamous "pimp hand." Things take a serious turn as Shane shares a shocking story about being called a cracker and having a gun pulled on him in a parking lot, leading to a deep dive into race relations between whites and Blacks.

Shane opens up about being the happiest he’s ever been in life, and why you’re truly special if he likes you—because, as he puts it, he doesn’t like anybody. And, of course, Q delivers laughs with his story about a neighborhood crackhead who was madly in love with him. This episode blends raw honesty, humor, and real talk in a way only Vendor Chronicles can.

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In this special Veterans Day episode, we honor and give thanks to all the brave men and women who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future. Q the Messenger reflects on attending a Veterans Day assembly at his daughter's school—a powerful moment when he realized the worth of his years of sacrifice in the Air Force through the kids' heartfelt appreciation.

Shane the Brain graces us with his rendition of 'Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen' before sharing the toughest week he's ever faced in his business journey. The duo also dives into the comedic tale of buying a van from a MAGA hat-wearing, .357 revolver-carrying old man. And, of course, they remind us of life's hard truth: there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Join us for an episode filled with gratitude, grit, and determination to persevere."

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In the Season 3 premiere, Shane the Brain breaks down the world of firearms, from calibers to Dirty Harry and sagging pistols, while Q the Messenger reminisces about firing his first gun—a nickel-plated, pearl-handled .38 special. The discussion takes a musical turn with Three Dog Night’s “Joy to the World” setting the vibe. Q the Messenger shares a cautionary tale about his first time smoking a cigar, followed by a humorous story of his son, Q Yeezy, getting caught vaping in the middle school bathroom with Sensei Woo. Shane the Brain wraps it up with a vendor's tale from his weekend at Kettners Mill. This episode has laughs, lessons, and plenty of real talk—don’t miss it!

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In this episode, we sit down with Jordan, the Founder of Leaves of Eden CBD, as she takes us through her journey from teaching and coaching gymnastics to building her successful CBD business with her boyfriend, Tom. Jordan shares insights into the differences between spoken and written German, how to properly enjoy sauerkraut, and her love for soul food—especially her desire to learn how to make chicken and dumplings. Jordan opens up about feeling nervous at the start of the show, but her trepidation quickly disappears as time flies by during our conversation. She wraps up the episode with a heartfelt reflection on what she misses most about Germany.

This episode is full of cultural exchanges, personal stories, and entrepreneurial wisdom that you won’t want to miss!

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In this "guepisode" (a clever term coined by Shane the Brain Knox), we sit down with Huntsville’s renowned artist, Ase Selah, to explore his inspiring journey. Growing up on the rough streets of Connecticut, Ase found refuge in art, joining the prestigious CCY art program after high school. Faced with the harsh realities of his environment, he made the life-changing decision to leave Connecticut, fearing he couldn’t escape death.

A chance encounter with a woman who attended Oakwood University in Huntsville led him to apply and get accepted, bringing him to Alabama. Ase shares how his work as a Child Protective Services investigator caused anxiety and depression but also developed him personally, shaping him into the artist he is today.

With deep insights into manifesting through art, stories of resilience, and reflections on his growth, this guepisode is a testament to turning adversity into purpose. Don’t miss this powerful conversation!

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In this unpredictable and wildly entertaining episode, Q the Messenger reflects on the birth of his son, Ezra, and shares a hilarious story about drinking breast milk in Las Vegas. Shane the Brain recounts his time at a vendor event in Atlanta, raving about the best street tacos he’s ever had and diving into some unforgettable tales.

The duo discusses Joe Biden potentially giving his son a pardon and Q’s bold take on 9 to 5 workers as “wage slaves,” especially when living paycheck to paycheck. They dive deep into the idea that America is a corporation constantly selling to you—and what you can sell back every day to be successful. To top it all off, Shane shares a jaw-dropping story about driving a Firebird off a cliff—backward. Add in thought-provoking discussions on the difference between lesbians and bull dykes, iconic songs like “Take a Walk on the Wild Side” and “Lola,” and a sharp observation about why all gay guys seem to be in shape, and you’ve got an episode packed with laughs, insights, and outrageous moments.

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"In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, the crew ventures to a cigar bar, only to find themselves in a strange encounter where the truth proved stranger than fiction. Shane the Brain dives deep into the concept of two things being true depending on time, place, and matter, offering plenty of food for thought. We give a heartfelt shoutout to our listeners grinding away at their 9-to-5s and discuss Kid Rock’s miniature replica White House.

The conversation takes a historical turn as we explore presidents from JFK to Bill Clinton, and Shane shares stories from Q’s baby shower, reliving a memorable night filled with laughter and surprises. This episode is packed with deep dives, wild tales, and plenty of moments that’ll keep you hooked!"

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