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A Neet's Guide to Becoming a God
- A Neet's Guide to Becoming a God, Book 1
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
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Publisher's Summary
So... you want to know how to become a god?
Well, I'll be honest: this ain't that type of guide. So why the name, you ask? Well, it sounded good.
My story is an odd one, full of magic, drama, and a whole lot of Bob. Who's Bob, you ask? Listen and find out.
I never really expected to go from full-time Neet to a God, but you know how life hits, right? Well, it doesn't really matter in the end. What matters is how I got there. You know how I said this ain't that type of guide? Well, maybe it can be. Maybe you'll figure some things out along the way—who knows? Actually I do, and you probably won't, but who cares, right? So take a seat in your mother's basement ,or whatever hole you live in, and listen to the story of how I, a full-time Neet, became a God.
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- David
- 2023-06-27
I hope you like training
the story is told well and there is some drama. but I don't find it very strong. the mc rolls over for allot but endures other things it's very odd like a elephant scared of a mouse. voice acting really saves it. maybe I'm harsh and this book just was not a good fit for me.
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