Listen free for 30 days
-
A Not So Meet Cute
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wish list failed.
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Buy Now for $31.26
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Publisher's Summary
From USA Today best-selling author of The Highland Fling comes a brand new romantic comedy about a desperate billionaire seeking to find a fiancée. This modern day take on Pretty Woman is brilliantly clever and hilariously pause-resisting.
How did you two meet?
The quintessential question asked to every couple. And the answer is usually some bubbly, lovey dovey tale of being struck in the bum by Cupid’s arrow.
My meet cute (well, not so meet cute) is slightly different. I was trolling a wealthy neighborhood in Beverly Hills, searching for someone to take me as their bride, you know, to make my arch nemesis jealous who consequently just fired me.
He was stomping around the block like some sort of gorgeous ogre, mumbling about a business deal gone wrong and attempting to finagle his way out of it.
And that's when we bumped into each other.
There were no sparks.
Not even a hint of blossoming love.
But next thing I knew, I was scarfing down free chips and guac, listening to this man lay out all of his problems which led to his big ask...he wanted me to be his Vivian Ward, you know, from Pretty Woman - minus the frisky behavior.
We're talking about living in a mansion, intimate double dates, and pretending we were head over heels in love...and engaged. Can you imagine?
The absolute audacity.
But people do crazy things when they’re desperate. And I reeked of desperation. So, I struck up a deal.
My one big mistake, though...big...HUGE? I accidentally fell for the incomparable Huxley Cane.
You may also enjoy...
-
So Not Meant to Be
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Aaron Shedlock, Stella Hunter
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Am I friends with JP Cane? Ha! That's laughable. Besides the fact that he’s adopted some far-fetched notion from the movie When Harry Met Sally that says men and women can't be friends and work together, it’s safe to say we're not friends. He's annoyingly loud, obnoxiously handsome, and has made an art out of poking all my hot buttons...multiple times a day. So you can imagine how disgruntled I am when I not only have to fly to San Francisco with him for work, but stay in the same penthouse. Yup, we're sharing the same air, 24-7. We're talking full-fledged working roommates.
-
-
Nothing
- By Judy Moore on 2024-09-03
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
A Long Time Coming
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, J.F. Harding
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With wedding planning underway and a short timeline, my best friend, Lia, has recruited me to help her battle the snarly beast that is Mrs. Beaver. Not scared at all, I accept the challenge as her man-in-waiting--aka, man of honor--and take matters into my own hands. The only problem is, with every second we draw closer to the wedding, I'm starting to see my best girl in a different light. She's always been beautiful to me, but now . . . I find myself staring a touch too long. My hand lingering for one more minute. And when she's upset? Allowing her to sleep in my bed.
-
-
Irritating characters
- By jackieee on 2024-07-19
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
Kiss and Don't Tell
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Vanessa Edwin
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Five hockey players, a cabin in the woods...and little old me, Winnie Berlin. Sounds like the start of a fantasy, right? But it's not. It's my reality. It all started when I got lost in the middle of the Canadian Rockies. A wicked thunderstorm sent my car mud sliding into a ditch, and for a girl whose survival skills involve finding the nearest Starbucks, I was in deep trouble. Forced to abandon my car in search of help, I stumbled upon a cabin in the middle of nowhere.
-
-
Cute HEA story
- By Nikki C on 2023-11-16
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
Bridesmaid for Hire
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Jason Clarke
- Length: 13 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After years of working her tail off at her event-planning business, Maggie Mitchell is ready for a vacation. With nothing on her mind but R & R, she’s enjoying the warm weather of Bora Bora when in saunters Brody McFadden, her brother’s best friend and also her sworn enemy. Thanks to years of tension between the two—kicked off by a make-out session at her brother’s wedding that ended horribly—Maggie has sworn to stay away from the man. That is, until she finds out he’s in Bora Bora for his boss’s daughter’s wedding, hoping to use the trip to win a real future at the company.
-
-
A great story
- By Michelle on 2024-11-03
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
Untying the Knot
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Stella Hunter
- Length: 14 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ryot Bisley is my husband. Yes, the former third baseman for the Chicago Rebels and absolute heartthrob of the Windy City. That Ryot Bisley. The first time I ran into him, he was grumpy, a horrific host, and left me on his sofa with nothing but a nylon baseball flag to use as a blanket.
-
-
Not my favorite Quinn book
- By Julie Bisson on 2023-05-21
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
The Way I Hate Him
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 15 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After failing my last semester of grad school, I decided to come back to my hometown and wallow in my boyfriend’s sympathetic arms. Instead, he proceeded to dump me...for being boring! Now, I'm not typically a spiteful person, but there's only so much I can take. Hence why I’m holding the box of his most cherished possessions...stolen possessions no less!
-
-
Cringey female narration, worse story
- By khoskins on 2023-10-30
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
So Not Meant to Be
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Aaron Shedlock, Stella Hunter
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Am I friends with JP Cane? Ha! That's laughable. Besides the fact that he’s adopted some far-fetched notion from the movie When Harry Met Sally that says men and women can't be friends and work together, it’s safe to say we're not friends. He's annoyingly loud, obnoxiously handsome, and has made an art out of poking all my hot buttons...multiple times a day. So you can imagine how disgruntled I am when I not only have to fly to San Francisco with him for work, but stay in the same penthouse. Yup, we're sharing the same air, 24-7. We're talking full-fledged working roommates.
-
-
Nothing
- By Judy Moore on 2024-09-03
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
A Long Time Coming
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, J.F. Harding
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With wedding planning underway and a short timeline, my best friend, Lia, has recruited me to help her battle the snarly beast that is Mrs. Beaver. Not scared at all, I accept the challenge as her man-in-waiting--aka, man of honor--and take matters into my own hands. The only problem is, with every second we draw closer to the wedding, I'm starting to see my best girl in a different light. She's always been beautiful to me, but now . . . I find myself staring a touch too long. My hand lingering for one more minute. And when she's upset? Allowing her to sleep in my bed.
-
-
Irritating characters
- By jackieee on 2024-07-19
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
Kiss and Don't Tell
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Vanessa Edwin
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Five hockey players, a cabin in the woods...and little old me, Winnie Berlin. Sounds like the start of a fantasy, right? But it's not. It's my reality. It all started when I got lost in the middle of the Canadian Rockies. A wicked thunderstorm sent my car mud sliding into a ditch, and for a girl whose survival skills involve finding the nearest Starbucks, I was in deep trouble. Forced to abandon my car in search of help, I stumbled upon a cabin in the middle of nowhere.
-
-
Cute HEA story
- By Nikki C on 2023-11-16
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
Bridesmaid for Hire
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Jason Clarke
- Length: 13 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After years of working her tail off at her event-planning business, Maggie Mitchell is ready for a vacation. With nothing on her mind but R & R, she’s enjoying the warm weather of Bora Bora when in saunters Brody McFadden, her brother’s best friend and also her sworn enemy. Thanks to years of tension between the two—kicked off by a make-out session at her brother’s wedding that ended horribly—Maggie has sworn to stay away from the man. That is, until she finds out he’s in Bora Bora for his boss’s daughter’s wedding, hoping to use the trip to win a real future at the company.
-
-
A great story
- By Michelle on 2024-11-03
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
Untying the Knot
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Stella Hunter
- Length: 14 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ryot Bisley is my husband. Yes, the former third baseman for the Chicago Rebels and absolute heartthrob of the Windy City. That Ryot Bisley. The first time I ran into him, he was grumpy, a horrific host, and left me on his sofa with nothing but a nylon baseball flag to use as a blanket.
-
-
Not my favorite Quinn book
- By Julie Bisson on 2023-05-21
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
The Way I Hate Him
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 15 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After failing my last semester of grad school, I decided to come back to my hometown and wallow in my boyfriend’s sympathetic arms. Instead, he proceeded to dump me...for being boring! Now, I'm not typically a spiteful person, but there's only so much I can take. Hence why I’m holding the box of his most cherished possessions...stolen possessions no less!
-
-
Cringey female narration, worse story
- By khoskins on 2023-10-30
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
The Reason I Married Him
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Aaron Shedlock, Stella Hunter
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
He proposed . . . and I said yes. Normally a jovial occasion for a couple in love, but this proposal has a very different feel. Because the man that I'll be calling my husband blew into town with one thing on his mind . . . to make my life a living nightmare. So why did I say yes? Well, because we both need something from each other. Namely, I want the farm land he currently owns, and he needs a wife in order to inherit his family cabin in his grandfather’s will. So as he so eloquently put it, my hand, for his land.
-
-
Very sweet!
- By Michelle on 2024-11-01
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
Flawless
- Written by: Elsie Silver
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Emma Wilder
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I’m the face of professional bull riding—the golden boy. Or at least I was, until it all blew up in my face. Now my agent says I have to clean up my image, so I’m stuck with his ball-busting daughter for the rest of the season as my “full-time supervision.”
-
-
this book has just one flaw otherwise it is flawless
- By Bee on 2024-08-12
Written by: Elsie Silver
-
By a Thread
- A Grumpy Boss Romantic Comedy
- Written by: Lucy Score
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I got her fired. Okay, so I’d had a bad day and took it out on a bystander in a pizza shop. But there’s nothing innocent about Ally Morales. She proves that her first day of her new job in my office, after being hired by my mother. So, maybe, her colorful, annoying, inexplicably alluring personality brightens up the magazine’s offices that have felt like a prison for the past year. Maybe, I like that she argues with me in front of the editorial staff. And maybe, my after-hours fantasies are haunted by those brown eyes and that sharp tongue.
-
-
Best office romance!!!
- By Slyroch on 2021-09-30
Written by: Lucy Score
-
The Brentwood Boys
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Savannah Peachwood, Stephen Dexter, and others
- Length: 33 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Brentwood Boys have come together in a three-book audio collection for the first time ever! More than 30 hours of delicious baseball players brought to you by your favorite narrators including Sebastian York, Savannah Peachwood, Stephen Dexter, Rock Engle, Felicity Monroe, and Maxine Mitchell.
-
-
Great listen
- By Cosmo_daisy on 2024-01-28
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
The Chase
- Written by: Elle Kennedy
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, CJ Bloom
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone says opposites attract. And they must be right, because there’s no logical reason why I’m so drawn to Colin Fitzgerald. I don’t usually go for tattoo-covered, video-gaming, hockey-playing nerd-jocks who think I’m flighty and superficial. His narrow view of me is the first strike against him. It doesn’t help that he’s buddy-buddy with my brother. And that his best friend has a crush on me. And that I just moved in with them. Oh, did I not mention we’re roommates?
-
-
Good but not Great.
- By Angela on 2020-05-24
Written by: Elle Kennedy
-
Double Pucked
- Written by: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, J.F. Harding, Robert Hatchet
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When I discover my boyfriend is cheating on me, I move out right away taking what I love most – my dog. As I fly out the door, I make sure to swipe the thing my ex loves best–the VIP tickets he won to a hockey game, complete with the chance to spend an evening with the city’s two biggest NHL stars. I can’t wait to snap selfies with my ex’s idols and rub it in his face.
-
-
Could not stop listening!
- By John on 2023-07-09
Written by: Lauren Blakely
-
The Trade
- Written by: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro Foster, Connor Crais
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I got the dreaded phone call, the one every baseball player hopes and prays never comes. I was traded - yeah, that phone call - traded from my longtime team of over 10 years to not just any team...to my childhood rivals, the Chicago Rebels. I was completely and utterly screwed, right? Wrong. The trade was the least of my concerns. I met a girl, Natalie. She was perfect, but I swore I would never get involved with anyone during the season. It was too complicated. But can you believe I had zero restraint when it came to this girl?
-
-
What a surprise
- By Corinne Dulude on 2022-10-07
Written by: Meghan Quinn
-
Room Mates
- The Series
- Written by: Kendall Ryan
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Sebastian York, Jeremy York
- Length: 20 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Life is smooth sailing until these new roomies find themselves stuck between a rock and a very hard place. Because lusting after the one person you shouldn't ever mess around with - your new roommate - is like cardinal rule number one. Get ready for four complete friends-to-lovers rom-com standalones: The Room Mate, The Play Mate, The House Mate, and The Soul Mate.
-
-
4 different books, 4 different stories, 4 different reviews
- By Nikki C on 2020-05-30
Written by: Kendall Ryan
-
Things We Never Got Over
- Written by: Lucy Score
- Narrated by: Lila Winters, Sebastian York
- Length: 16 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Naomi wasn’t just running away from her wedding. She was riding to the rescue of her twin. Too bad for Naomi, her evil twin hasn’t changed at all. After helping herself to Naomi’s car and cash, Tina leaves her with a niece she didn’t know she had. Now, she’s stuck in town with no car, no job, no home - and an 11-year-old to take care of. Since Naomi’s life imploded right in front of him, the least Knox can do is help her out. And just as soon as she's out of trouble, he can get back to his peaceful, solitary life. That’s the plan, until the trouble turns to real danger.
-
-
Dull
- By Alpine44can on 2022-11-28
Written by: Lucy Score
-
The Fine Print
- Dreamland Billionaires, Book 1
- Written by: Lauren Asher
- Narrated by: Desiree Ketchum, Aiden Snow
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I'm in the business of creating fairy tales. Theme parks. Production companies. Five-star hotels. Everything could be all mine if I renovated Dreamland. My initial idea of hiring Zahra was good in theory, but then I kissed her. Things spiraled out of control once I texted her using an alias. By the time I realized where I went wrong, it was too late. People like me don't get happy endings. Not when we're destined to ruin them.
-
-
Ew
- By Michelle Alliston on 2023-03-05
Written by: Lauren Asher
-
Consider Me
- Playing for Keeps, Book 1
- Written by: Becka Mack
- Narrated by: Kasha Kensington, Alex Kydd
- Length: 20 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Carter Beckett is the NHL’s resident bad boy, top player both on the ice and in the bedroom, and quite possibly the sexiest man to ever grace my field of vision. But worst of all? He knows it. He’s arrogant, self-centered, and the man doesn’t seem to know what a filter is, let alone how to use one. He’s had everything served to him on a silver platter, including endless strings of women, and apparently, I’m up next. I have the solution to all my sexual frustrations in a drawer at home, and it’s far less complicated than Carter Beckett.
-
-
Ok
- By Amilie on 2023-02-26
Written by: Becka Mack
-
Pucked
- Written by: Helena Hunting
- Narrated by: John Mclaren, Muffy Newtown
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With a famous NHL player for a stepbrother, Violet Hall is well acquainted with the playboy reputation of many a hockey star. So of course she isn't interested in legendary team captain Alex Waters or his pretty, beat-up face and rock-hard six-pack abs. But when Alex inadvertently obliterates Violet's misapprehension regarding the inferior intellect of hockey players, he becomes much more than just a hot body with the face to match.
-
-
Love it. I don't think I have ever laughed so much
- By AVatcher on 2018-02-03
Written by: Helena Hunting
What listeners say about A Not So Meet Cute
Average Customer RatingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- DianaD
- 2023-12-11
3.75 overall
3.75 overall - the story was cute but some of the romance scenes were a bit cringe. Good easy read.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Amazon Customer
- 2022-11-28
Great except some narration
The male voice is distracting while being more girly when he’s trying to be the female and the deep sexy is too forced.
I’m not a fan and it makes it hard to continue to listen to the rest of the audiobook
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- shaysshelf
- 2022-12-03
Meghan Quinn is my rom com queen
Omg I love Lottie and Huxley 😍 their chemistry and banter is EVERYTHING. This book had me laughing so hard and the spice was HOT 🥵. Lottie is hilarious and I love a good grumpy/sunshine, especially when the grumpy is because he is trying to suppress what he knows are inevitable feelings for her.
This book had no right being this good. It was better than I was expecting but everything I needed it to be! Now excuse me while I dive in to more of Meghan Quinn's work because there is no way this is a fluke.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Lisa
- 2023-12-29
So much potential
I made it the end.. the storyline had so much potential, just if they shortened the book, made it tight. It’s like it had no legs to stand on. This is why editing is so important. Very drawn out. Lots of sex, without sexual tension, odd thing to observe. Narrator, both did a wonderful job.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Carla elgar
- 2023-01-30
Steamy
A little too steamy for me but I loved the story line!
Lighter than 50 shaded… more like 25 shades ;)
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Anonymous User
- 2023-03-30
sexy, rom-com
I liked the fake relationship trope of this particular story. enough spice, but not too much and loved the ending.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- kellye
- 2023-03-17
Almost a cute story
Storyline was ruined by the gratuitous profanity. I started to cringe each time I heard another f-bomb, GD or JC. When it gets into double digits you have to wonder if either the author or the characters lack imagination or suffer from a limited vocabulary.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- A
- 2023-09-18
Laughed out loud multiple times
Laugh out loud funny. Meghan Quinn likes to paint her characters into a corner and have them make up ridiculous stories to get out of it. I must say that I found Huxley too pretentious for my liking. He just wasn’t as nuanced as Lottie and was a bit too heavy handed and not in a good way. Still a good book with lots of laughs.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- 🎧💕💕💕 readittomebaby 💕💕💕🎧
- 2021-11-03
really hysterical... snort laughing 😃
laugh out loud. so funny.
the narration is not my favorite but this is a really humorous romance...
M is rude and cold until 2/3 ... still not interesting after that.... I think it's narration not the book.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Hagar25
- 2023-04-16
Great imagination
The premise is a good one and the author does a masterful job of exploring the impacts such deception can create. Liked it so much I bought two more books by Ms Quinn right away!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!