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Narrated by:
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Andrew Eiden
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Jennifer Mack
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Written by:
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Penelope Douglas
About this listen
From New York Times best-selling author Penelope Douglas comes a new forbidden-love story....
Jordan:
He took me in when I had nowhere else to go. He doesn't use me, hurt me, or forget about me. He doesn't treat me like I'm nothing, take me for granted, or make me feel unsafe. He remembers me, laughs with me, and looks at me. He listens to me, protects me, and sees me. I can feel his eyes on me over the breakfast table, and my heart pumps so hard when I hear him pull in the driveway after work.
I have to stop this. It can't happen. My sister once told me there are no good men, and if you find one, he's probably unavailable. Only Pike Lawson isn't the unavailable one. I am.
Pike:
I took her in because I thought I was helping. She'd cook a few meals and clean up a little. It was an easy arrangement. As the days go by, though, it's becoming anything but easy. I have to stop my mind from drifting to her and stop holding my breath every time I bump into her in the house. I can't touch her, and I shouldn't want to. The more I find my path crossing hers, though, the more she's becoming a part of me.
But we're not free to give into this. She's 19, and I'm 38. And I'm her boyfriend's father. Unfortunately, they both just moved into my house.
Birthday Girl is a stand-alone contemporary romance suitable for ages 18-plus.
Cover design by Cassy Roop of Pink Ink Designs.
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- Kaitlyn Harvey
- 2023-01-14
I cried at this book ending
Long storey short, I love older men, I’m 19 and date almost middle aged men.
LET ME TELL YOU, this book is one of my all times favourites!
Amazingly well done :)
Female narrator could have been chosen better but it was good!!
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- Sam
- 2024-08-15
EXCELLENT BOOK
I loved this book it was really good. Male narrator was perfect. Voice was spot on.
Some of the dirty talk got a lil weird lol but otherwise fantastic read !
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- Stephanie @naturally.caffeinated.reader
- 2022-06-22
AMAZING loved it so good highly reccommend
so very good love an age gap when theres no cringey parts highly reccommend check it out
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- Asim
- 2024-09-05
Excellent
Very well written and performed
The writing is excellent; the pacing of the plot, character development, natural progression of the story etc. I was very impressed at just how well put together the story was
The performance is perfect; I don't think I could pick two performers who could do a better job. The casting is spot on
I would recommend this book; even if you may think the theme is a little controversial or sensitive, giving this book a try is well worth it
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- Alison L
- 2019-05-23
True love knows no boundaries ...
The unique meeting of Jordan and Pike turns out to be as unique as their relationship. It proves love is ageless. I truly enjoyed this story!
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- Kindle Customer
- 2021-05-09
amazing
loved it! I want to read more... first time reading her, soo impressed :) :)
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- Nicole Hanna
- 2023-05-16
Good story
Good story, good narration, really love the male narrator, will look up some of his other stuff
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- Christina
- 2024-08-15
Narration and slow burn
Gosh this was a good audiobook. Did I squeal and kick my little feet when Teddy’s voice came in? Yes I did. I had no idea he used a pseudonym! And dang that was a slow burn between Pike and Jordan. Loved every second of it! Jennifer Mack had the perfect voice for Jordan.
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- Kindle Customer
- 2024-11-24
Enjoyed
Overall, I really enjoyed the book, the story sacked me in. It was very distracting when the F narrator took on a M voice and vis versa, I wish they had used both narrators throughout each chapter.
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- Andyreha
- 2019-06-07
Favorite
I think this is my favorite book yet. It's so sweet but hard. Excellent performance aswell. Love the dual views.
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