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I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 12 hrs and 44 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A standalone darkly humorous thriller set in modern America's age of anxiety, by New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin.
Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC.
But there are rules:
He cannot look inside the box.
He cannot ask questions.
He cannot tell anyone.
They must leave immediately.
He must leave all trackable devices behind.
As these eccentric misfits hit the road, rumors spread on social media that the box is part of a carefully orchestrated terror attack intended to plunge the USA into civil war.
The truth promises to be even stranger, and may change how you see the world.
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin’s Press.
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"Strident and timely, the dark humor of this wild standalone adventure from Pargin evokes satirists like Kurt Vonnegut and Douglas Adams for a new age... It’s a raucous roller-coaster ride."—Publisher's Weekly
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- Anonymous User
- 2024-11-05
What a fun ride
Not much more to say, I thought this was a great story, I’ll probably buy a physical copy at some point.
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- Nouman Khan
- 2024-10-04
Hilarious Book, Brilliant Performance
I bought this on hardcover and here as well. Glad I did because I loved reading the incredibly quotable text, and the performance elevated it.
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- Daniel Robert Wilkinson
- 2024-10-07
take on modern culture and screen society this book is its own black box of doom
this book hit really really hard and called me out on a lot of behaviours that I took for granted. I love the author and his other works he always manages to pour a lot of his research into the dialogue and characters. I love it and I hate it.(for all the right reasons.) I would return to this one in a bit after some of the message has cooled in my brain. this book is its own black box and has a mind virus that made me not want to put it down.
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