Midlife Witch Hunter
The Forty Proof Series, Book 6
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James Fouhey
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Lauren Fortgang
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Shannon Mayer
About this listen
Gran used to say that a strong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink. To be sure, flirting with challenges is a terrible idea. Ask me how I know.
All Bree really wants is to bury her head in the sand somewhere in the south of France while a hot pool boy rubs lotion on her back. Instead, Bree gets blackmailed by the Council of Savannah into a job she doesn’t want—though it does take her to France. They need her to bring a witch back to Savannah for a trial that Bree is sure is a load of hooey.
But not just any witch. The first one. The oldest one. The one who makes a T-rex look like he’s howling about a sore tooth. The one who makes the Wicked Witch of the West look like your sweet old nanny, the one who...well, you get the picture.
Bree’s job? Find her. Befriend her. And convince her to come back to Savannah for safekeeping. But someone else has gotten a head start, and their reasons for tracking down the miserable old witch are far worse than the council's reasons.
None other than a sexy, growly blacksmith with pretty eyes who makes Bree’s panties melt even though she knows he isn’t for her. And he is looking for the same miserable old lady.
Throw in a lovesick siren and a slew of new problems, and you’ve got Bree’s next adventure busting at the seams. And no, it isn’t because her pants are too small.
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- Crystal Leger
- 2023-02-06
I highly recommend this series!
This series and narrators have pretty much ruined other audio books for me. Lol. VERY enjoyable. Love the twists and turns in the plot and Lauren has a magical way of bringing all the characters to life. (This was James first time narrating in the series and I enjoyed him as well.). I just can’t get enough!
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- Macy GF
- 2022-06-28
So good! love this series ❤
What made the experience of listening the most enjoyable?
Love this one, it was great to hear from Bree and the gang. I love Crash.
What did you like best about this story?
The adventure of it, it was fun and I hope the new guy sticks around.
Which scene was your favorite?
I dont think I had one favorite scene 😕 the book was a great listening experience.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
No but I'm not overly sappy when it comes to books. I either like them or I don't.
Can't wait to hear more from this series.
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- Carla Ionescu
- 2023-10-24
This one was disappointing
I really enjoyed this series, but the choices Bree made at the beginning of this book were so ridiculously desperate and cringy I had a hard time finishing the story. She’s 40+ and still centres men in the most destructive ways. I guess I was hoping for a middle aged heroine who is independent and strong, not someone who chases any man that gives her the tiniest attention. Disappointed
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