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  • Never Sniff a Gift Fish

  • Written by: Patrick McManus
  • Narrated by: Norman Dietz
  • Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (18 ratings)

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Never Sniff a Gift Fish

Written by: Patrick McManus
Narrated by: Norman Dietz
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Publisher's Summary

Humorist Patrick F. McManus has been called "a master at spoofing sportsmen" by Publishers Weekly. His rib-tickling books about hunting, fishing, and camping receive rave reviews from national media. The New York Times Book Review writes, "Everybody should read Patrick McManus."

In the chapters of Never Sniff a Gift Fish, McManus will teach you the wisdom that is usually shared only in the close ranks of modern-day hunters and gatherers. To complete your arsenal, McManus also includes "The Hunter's Workout Guide" and a special "Family Camper's Dictionary". Exercises like the hindquarter shuffle will make you move like a hunter. And phrases like "Yip-yip-yip-Owoooooo!" will help you sound like one, too.

Whether he's poking fun at fly fishing or taking on some other sportsman's icon, Patrick F. McManus is sure to have you laughing aloud. And Norman Dietz's wry narration is the perfect vehicle for McManus' best-selling, tongue-in-cheek works.

©1983 Patrick F. McManus (P)2000 Recorded Books, LLC
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If you liked a Christmas story you’ll love McManus

I love the characters from his childhood.
He captures the workings of a young boys point of view perfectly.
If you like the movie Christmas Story with Ralph’s quest for a Red Rider BB gun, you’ll like McManus.

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