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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
- Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.
Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-02-25
A fun smart read
I found this a lot of fun to listen to. It was funny and clever. I laughed out loud several times. Ironically once in a library. I’ll definitely be picking up the other titles in the series.
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- KarineS
- 2023-02-23
laugh out loud drama
Enjoyed the snark in this book, and really appreciated the friendship. Laughed and snorted and rolled my eyes: a fun romp with moments of keen insight. 5 stars for the kind of book it is.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-09-15
A really charming book
This book started off really weird but at about the 30 minute mark it evens out and finds its stride. I loved the all the characters, the supporting characters really helped make this book stand out as a fun and witty novel. #Audible1
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