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Pretty Perfect
- Boys in Makeup, Book 1
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Jesse
After spending the first part of my life trapped in a small town where it wasn’t okay to be a makeup-wearing boy who liked boys, I swore I’d leave and never be anything but loud, proud, and unapologetically me. I’ve kept that promise. I’m following my dreams, have an apartment with my bestie, and get to dance my nights away at one of the hottest gay bars in Portland.
The only downfall is Dane, the sexy bartender with a perma-scowl always aimed my way. The tension between us is so strong that even the clubgoers notice, and they eat that stuff up. Our boss makes us dance on the bar together every Friday night. I might shake my booty a little more with Dane just because I love getting under his skin. It’s not my fault he doesn’t know how to have any fun, but I kind of want to teach him.
Dane
I got burned bad by my last boyfriend. Thankfully, my sister Bree and my niece Hailey make my days a whole lot brighter. I’m getting back on my feet, including a decent job as a bartender. But working in a gay club makes it harder to keep to myself. No way do I want to get reeled in by another charming, pretty face and get hurt again, and definitely not by someone like Jesse, whose audacity frustrates me to no end.
So, why do I want to shove him against the wall and screw that boldness right out of him?
Only, sometimes, he’s pretty sweet, especially with Hailey. As we go from enemies to angry hookups to friends, our feelings are changing and moving into uncharted territory. This can’t go anywhere. Jesse and I are like oil and water. We just don’t mix. Right?
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- Anne M
- 2020-02-15
Great performance and story
"It might not be everyone's dream come true but it was pretty perfect to me".
#mm #enemiestolovers #oppositesattract #meninmakeup
MP/MD did a great job with both MCs and the little girl and her moms voices.
I loved both MCs, especially Jesse. I love feisty twinks and when they wear makeup and are as fabulous as he is it's even better. Danes more masculine side was a good opposites attract and they complemented each other great. They had great chemistry even when they were trying to fight it.
I also loved the cute little girl and loved how she pretty much got them together over time. I really think she was the star role here. Loved seeing how these men interacted so sweetly with her.
It's a sexy, sweet and at times funny story. I was thoroughly amused by their banter and how they pushed each others buttons. I didn't give it 5 stars because I think Dane let it go on a little too long. As cute and funny as it was. I found myself finally saying give it up already. Then they played the we're together but not really together game that got old. Also, the whole thing with Jesse's parents. I think it might of been better to just not include them at all. It kinda put a sad/mad tone over the otherwise light happy read.
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