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Wil Wheaton
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John Scalzi
About this listen
A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident when he kills an alien diplomat in a most unusual way. To avoid war, Earth's government must find an equally unusual object: A type of sheep ("The Android's Dream"), used in the alien race's coronation ceremony.
To find the sheep, the government turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, war hero and hacker extraordinaire, who with the help of Brian Javna, a childhood friend turned artificial intelligence, scours the earth looking for the rare creature. And they find it, in the unknowing form of Robin Baker, pet store owner, whose genes contain traces of the sheep DNA. But there are others with plans for the sheep as well: Mercenaries employed by the military. Adherents of a secret religion based on the writings of a 21st century science-fiction author. And alien races, eager to start a revolution on their home world and a war on Earth.
To keep our planet from being enslaved, Harry will have to pull off the greatest diplomatic coup in history, a grand gambit that will take him from the halls of power to the lava-strewn battlefields of alien worlds. There's only one chance to get it right, to save the life of Robin Baker - and to protect the future of humanity.
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Ken's take on audiobooks 😎
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Excellent!
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- Bargainhunter
- 2020-09-23
Bloody hilarious, gory sci-fi fun.
A clever, funny take on your typical science fiction story. Reminiscent of "We Are Legion: We Are Bob", it's totally worth a listen, and as usual Wil Wheaton's narration is spot on. I'll be buying this in paperback, that's how much I enjoyed it.
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- Jesse Alford
- 2023-12-08
A bit odd, but entertaining
A pretty strange sci fi story that's not too deep while still exploring interesting ideas. it gets oddly gruesome out of no where a couple of times, but overall pretty good.
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- eb
- 2023-03-26
Amazing, fun book!
Very creative story with many small surprises along the way. Great laugh-out-loud humour. Pitch perfect narration for the content. It was a treat.
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- Josh
- 2024-06-11
Too hard to track.
Couldn’t follow the story, was constantly confused with the story line and relevance of sheep
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- Neal C.
- 2019-02-08
Super fun and a good original story line!
Initially I wanted to dislike this just because of all the references to other well known Sci Fi. It was just too good. It has a Douglas Adams sort of feel but with more "normal" sorts of characters. Plot is excellent and holds up all the way through. This was the first John Scalzi I had tried but I am now going hunting for more. Wil Wheaton does a really good job of narrating, it just took me a little while because I knew his voice from TV. In the end I thought the references to other writers and stories worked incredibly well and added to the humour. Overall, excellent!
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- Ryan Hunziker
- 2019-03-07
Very fun!
Got this as a deal of the day and ended up finishing it by the end of that week.
A lot of fun, definitely taps into it's influences but is a great book on it's own.
Will be looking for more by this author.
Narrator was great as well.
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- Anonymous User
- 2022-08-31
A surprising story.
Enjoyed this book very much. I think this is one Scalzi’s best book.
Has always great performance by Wil Wheaton.
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- Luis Verma
- 2018-06-02
A Very Good Sci-Fi Weave
A very good and complex story that weaves many related stories and actions together. A very good listen.
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- Tee
- 2019-04-22
Funny and fast-paced story
Another Wil Wheaton narration of a John Scalzi novel. Another hit. About a tenth into the book, I decided I will go get the other John Scalzi / Wil Wheaton audio books...
I love the novel, crazy ideas in this book. I love the inter-stellar diplomacy and cross-(alien)cultural differences that the story rides on. And I love the fast conversations and snappy narration. Very engaging and readable.
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- Michael
- 2019-02-17
Another Scalzi winner
John Scalzi is the Elmore Leonard of sci fi. I’ve read/listened to a number of his titles and have only been dissappointed once (Red Shirts)
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