Wreck the Halls
A Novel
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James Gloucester
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Tessa Bailey
About this listen
#1 New York Times bestselling author Tessa Bailey delivers a sexy, hilarious standalone holiday rom-com about the adult children of two former rock stars who team up to convince their estranged mothers to play a Christmas Eve concert….
Melody Gallard may be the daughter of music royalty, but her world is far from glamorous. She spends her days restoring old books and avoiding the limelight (one awkward tabloid photo was enough, thanks). But when a producer offers her a lot of money to reunite her mother’s band on live tv, Mel begins to wonder if it’s time to rattle the cage, shake up her quiet life…and see him again. The only other person who could wrangle the rock and roll divas.
Beat Dawkins, the lead singer’s son, is Melody’s opposite—the camera loves him, he could charm the pants off anyone, and his mom is not a potential cult leader. Still, they might have been best friends if not for the legendary feud that broke up the band. When they met as teenagers, Mel felt an instant spark, but it’s nothing compared to the wild, intense attraction that builds as they embark on a madcap mission to convince their mothers to perform one last show.
While dealing with rock star shenanigans, a 24-hour film crew, brawling Santas, and mobs of adoring fans, Mel starts to step out of her comfort zone. With Beat by her side, cheering her on, she’s never felt so understood. But Christmas Eve is fast approaching, and a decades-old scandal is poised to wreck everything—the Steel Birds reunion, their relationships with their mothers, and their newfound love.
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- Bolovai
- 2023-10-19
Not my favorite
Was finding it a little painful to listen to, especially the female voice imitating the man. It started out OK and I just found it sleeezy. Was enjoying the funny parts though, which was my main reason for picking it up.
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- A
- 2023-11-29
Cheesy Christmas fun
The story was cute and a classic Christmas mission where falling in love is the real victory. Predictable, yes, but cozy and funny.
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-10-22
Could not finish
The characters had no depth and the love scenes were cringy. Too much focus on the sexual chemistry and not enough character development.
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- Jess
- 2023-12-23
Every single character should be in court mandated therapy
The only 'problem' in the story was people not talking to one another. The 'solution' was just getting engaged to someone you've known for a week because they just 'get you'.
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- Samrizzuto
- 2023-11-25
A Perfect Holiday Rom-Com with a little Heat
Loved it! A great holiday listen. I feel like it will become a tradition of my own to re-listen each year xx
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