Every day is Valentines Day with tender woman-pleasers like Pat and Brad, so it makes perfect sense that we'd release our Valentines Day Special in mid-April. Follow that?

Today we read "Don’t Ask Forever: My Love Affair With Elvis" by Elvis lover and lovee Joyce Bova. Elvis dick-pranks, mutual adult gratification (wink!), hookers, and the Presley family's challenges with small talk. Plus, we go deep on foreskin.

Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.

We read "If I Can Dream: Elvis' Own Story" by Elvis confidant and hair architect Larry Geller. Elvis punches a guy, Red punches a bunch of guys, and that Colonel is a real stinker. Also: cocaine-dipped cotton balls.

Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.

We read "If I Can Dream: Elvis' Own Story" by Elvis confidant and hair architect Larry Geller, then talk salt pills, harmonica groups, the Colonel's eerie hypnotic powers, an improved "Once Upon A Time in Hollywood," Elvis in "Cannonball Run," and the healing power of touch. Lots and lots of touching. Also, everyone eats acid.

Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.

We read "Is Elvis Alive?" by Gail Brewer-Giorgio, and talk Elvis-in-jeans, bejeweled flashlights, and how to weave a complex web of clues exposing how you've faked your own death.

Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.

We read "Is Elvis Alive?" by Gail Brewer-Giorgio. It comes with a tape! We talk Orion, Elvis secretly living on a parked plane, and what it means when your favorite color is white.

Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.

We read "The Boy Who Would Be King: An Intimate Portrait of Elvis Presley by His Cousin" by Earl Greenwood and Kathleen Tracy. Tantrums, frilly under-things, and feet, feet, feet.

Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.

We read "The Boy Who Would Be King: An Intimate Portrait of Elvis Presley by His Cousin" by Earl Greenwood and Kathleen Tracy. There's group sex, car sex, bed sex, all sorts of stuff!

Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.