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Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail the Bro Code.Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.

Since the dawn of history man has searched for the answer to the most fundamental of questions: “Why am I here... not banging chicks?” The search is over. Now, with the help of The Playbook, you’ll be able to approach any beautiful woman, discover her innermost passion, and use that to trick her into sleeping with you. You’ll master more than 75 seduction techniques, developed by pickup guru and all-around good guy Barney Stinson, guaranteed to turn you into a bona fide ladies’ man.

"Congratulations!" You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help.

Jeder von uns hat einen inneren Verhaltenskodex. Manche nennen ihn Moral, andere Religion. Wir echten Kerle und unsere Brothers - kurz: alle Bros - nennen unseren Heiligen Gral den Bro Code. Dieses Wissen ist über Jahrhunderte hinweg nur mündlich von Generation zu Generation weitergegeben worden. Nur wer sich an die Vorgaben und Regeln dieses altehrwürdigen Gesetzwerks hält, kann es zum perfekten Bro schaffen.

Barney liest den Bro Code für Eltern. Ihr wünscht euch ein Baby oder habt sogar schon eins bekommen? Obwohl euer Dasein von nun an ein Fliegenschiss auf der Leinwand des Lebens wird, muss euer Kind nicht genau so ein Lahmarsch werden wie ihr selbst.