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This is the story of one young man who developed an infatuation with his mother's sister. That infatuation grows into an obsession. His self-playing fantasies are just not enough. He goes out after her. What follows is a night out at a local bar, the two get a bit tipsy and when they finally get back to her house, the love affair begins.

While writing my book, Donald Trump Adventures: The Demonrats, I introduced the characters Alexander Dracul, Doctor Van Helsing and ace news reporter Alicia. It was just that I had ran out of ideas for more political humor, satire, I needed to fill my book and the fifteen individual filler short stories about a vigilant vampire fighting crime just seemed to fit. Now Alexander Dracul says goodbye to the Demonrats and spreads his own wings in a book that is all about him, his friends and allies.

I never thought I would find myself in this situation. Being a vampire was never something I had planned for, but here I am, Alexander Dracul, navigating the dark and dangerous world of the supernatural. It all started one fateful night when I was attacked by a rogue vampire. I thought my life was over, but instead, I was reborn as one of the undead. It was a difficult adjustment at first, but I soon discovered that being a vampire had its perks.

In this book Donald will take on giant monsters, sinister villains, he'll play a homicide detective in half a dozen stories, he'll fight Frankenstein, the werewolf, Freddie Kruger and even Popeye the Sailor. There are also stories about Donald being an American film star, fairytale about Snow-white and Donald Trump, Fast, funny, right to the point, dramatic, adventurous, and believe me so, so much more.

The story he is telling is his accounts of before and after his death. A successful writer of dark fantasy novels, working on his latest book that is sure to be a major best seller, a book he’ll never publish, but one he will eventually find himself transported into, facing a story and its characters, reliving the actual fictional events that he had created. Donovan Grey will travel into the realms of his own afterlife. A place where he will interact with people, demons and monsters that have come to life within his own thinking mind.

An older, divorced mother of two children already grown and living their lives outside the home, falls in love with her neighbor's nineteen year old son, who just happens to live directly across the street. A conflict of interests between two woman who think they know what this young man really wants, soon has them fighting mental wits with sexual pleasure games.

Breaking a Bad Habit is the story of two individuals whose lives have been part of a life, long road under construction. They are destined to meet and fall in love. Their separate stories of coming into age will set the stage for an unusual chain of events that will lead the both of them to travel on God’s Soulmate Highway.

They say the dead can’t talk, but Donovan Grey is talking and he’s dead! The story he is telling is his accounts of before and after his death. A successful writer of dark, fantasy novels, working on his latest book that is sure to be a major best seller, a book he’ll never publish, but one he will eventually find himself transported into, facing a story and its characters, reliving the actual fictional events that he had created.

A guy being stuck on a woman is quite a normal thing, but what if the guy accidentally mistook a tube of superglue for a tube of sexual lubricant? What if that guy after applying the glue got stuck up inside his woman? Talk about having sex whenever you wanted it! But in this abnormal situation it will play out quite hilariously and traumatic. It all started on a Monday morning, in the house owned by the cougar (Joyce) and her young spouse (Darin).

This book chronicles the last 16 two reelers and starring feature films of The Three Stooges featuring Joe Besser and Curly Joe DeRita.

In this the sequel to my best-selling book, Aunt, is how the real story came to its full conclusion. It is short, sweet, and another erotic fantasy tale that brings a most delightful and sudden turn on a story that had to come to an ending you would have never anticipated.