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Wrongly Writing
- The Ongoing Saga of an Incomplete Wanker (The Wrong Books)
- Written by: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
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Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of human depravity, only to discover that he’s the one bunging up its U-bend. Wrongly Writing has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis, and cringing social ineptitude than the first Wrong Book, and proves that while editors exist for a reason, the author clearly doesn’t.
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Wrongly Writing
- The Ongoing Saga of an Incomplete Wanker (The Wrong Books)
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Wrong Books, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 2020-04-14
- Language: English
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Coleshanger
- A Humorous Recollection of English Village Life at the Turn of the Last Century
- Written by: Norman E. Williams, Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
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"Coleshanger people are pretty bad," said Uncle Edward. "They won't cross water after sunset. And they have to be in bed by midnight, otherwise they think that they'll be turned into baboons and apes. They also worship the flea." Written in 1952, Coleshanger is a humorous, whimsical, and charming recount of English village life in the early part of the last century, a tale waiting 70 years to be heard but still very much the story of us today.
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Coleshanger
- A Humorous Recollection of English Village Life at the Turn of the Last Century
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 2016-03-29
- Language: English
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The World Is Badly Made
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
- Written by: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 16 hrs and 27 mins
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When the palace of Arabesque's aide d'camp, a cat named the Tremblees, stumbles upon a translation of an ancient language that reveals the existence of a fabled stone, he vows to find it for reasons of greed and vengeance. With a dead dog stuck to a car bonnet, some burst luggage, a blind bus driver, and an enormous number of olives, it becomes a race for Oscar, his colleague Meesha, and the Tieress of Arabesque to prevent the Tremblees plunging Arabesque back into the Era of Bedlam.
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The World Is Badly Made
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 2
- Length: 16 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 2016-06-14
- Language: English
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
- Written by: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins
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When Oscar stumbles across an arrogant bard named the Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, he unearths a plot to plunge the world into darkness. After some begging, a lot of snow and an industrial-sized vat of soup, the three animals argue all the way to the infamous land of Vra to do something about it. They did not, however, anticipate having to fight invisible Rottweilers, smash kitchens to pieces, lick frozen cars or fund taxi drivers' sisters' eye operations.
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 3
- Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 2016-11-10
- Language: English
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The Purging of Ruen
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
- Written by: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
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When assigned to determine the cause of brewing tensions in the exclusive seaside city of Ruen, Oscar Teabag-Dooven discovers that it's on the brink of tearing itself apart. Things become complicated when it appears those responsible are in charge of running the place.
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The Purging of Ruen
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 2016-03-29
- Language: English
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Writing Wrongly
- The Saga of an Incomplete Wanker
- Written by: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and verges on collapse. But its recovery not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them, the same must be done to the mind responsible.
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Writing Wrongly
- The Saga of an Incomplete Wanker
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Wrong Books, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 2016-10-26
- Language: English
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The Purging of Ruen
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 1
- Written by: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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When assigned to determine the cause of brewing tensions in the exclusive seaside city of Ruen, Oscar Teabag-Dooven discovers that it's on the brink of tearing itself apart. Things become complicated when it appears those responsible are in charge of running the place.
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The Purging of Ruen
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 1
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 2017-02-08
- Language: English
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The Alchemists Of Vra
- Written by: Thomas Corfield | Scribl
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Consider a world inhabited with only cats and dogs: a society recognizable as our own, but with its eccentricities being the norm, rather than the exception. A world where the charm of Kenneth Grahame’s Wind In the Willows meets the exotic world of Ian Fleming’s Bond. A world where fluffy just got dangerous. These are the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, also known as the Dooven Books: welcome to the genre of New Fable. When Oscar stumbles across an arrogant bard named the Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, he unearths a plot to plunge the world into darkness. After some begging, a ...
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The Purging Of Ruen (Abridged)
- Written by: Thomas Corfield | Scribl
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When assigned to determine the cause of brewing tensions in the exclusive seaside city of Ruen, Oscar Teabag-Dooven discovers it’s on the brink of tearing itself apart. Things become complicated when it appears those responsible are in charge of running the place. Drawn into a scandalous plot of insanity and greed, Oscar befriends the Dervy, a young revolutionary, by throwing her off a cliff, and Horace, an elderly doctor with a phobia of worming ointments. Together they battle the ruthless genius of Sedervitz Tappen-Noo and the grievous insanity of the Pyjami, in an attempt to save a ...
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The World Is Badly Made
- Written by: Thomas Corfield | Scribl
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When the palace of Arabesque’s aide d’camp, a cat named the Tremblees, stumbles upon a translation of an ancient language that reveals the existence of a fabled stone, he vows to find it for reasons of greed and vengeance. With a dead dog stuck to a car bonnet, some burst luggage, a blind bus driver and an enormous number of olives, it becomes a race for Oscar, his colleague Meesha and the Tieress of Arabesque to prevent the Tremblees plunging Arabesque back into the Era of Bedlam, a horror that plagued the land a thousand years ago. “Corfield blurs the boundary between rubbish and ...
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Writing Wrongly
- Written by: Thomas Corfield | Scribl
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When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and verges on collapse. But its recovery not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them, the same must be done to the mind responsible. Thomas may be the worst writer to have ever lived, but if he’s not careful, he won’t be doing much of that, either. Written with little regard for spelling, punctuation or even words, this Sortabiography is ...
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