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What if you could easily get 80% of the benefits of agile without changing how you build software? This is a business parable about agile project management that never mentions the word "agile". Bob Billington has a problem: he's about to lose his job because the economy has taken a sudden nosedive, taking the big project he is working on with it. Bob, a natural-born problem solver, starts asking questions, the first being, "What does it take for a project to be commercially viable in a recession?"

Two groups of people, maligned and sometimes despised. Two groups of people that live and exist among us in the cities we have created to feed our enterprise. We try our best not to see them for they remind us of our failures and mistakes. The thin line that divides us from their fate. To see them is to remember that they too have feelings, just as we do. They have stories to tell, just as we do. Out of one such story, we find a boy. A boy born out of his time, blessed with an irrepressible spirit and a keen intelligence; streetwise and independent of nature.

An ambitious senator. An FBI agent out for revenge. An agenda that brings them both together. Take down all hackers. Tommy, 18, is one of 3 to be taken. While his uncle, Alex, searches for the truth of Tommy's disappearance, he is offered help by an anonymous group of hackers who want a favor in return. Unsure who to trust, he declines until he is also taken. Now, with time running out, will the group be able to uncover the truth before Tommy and the others disappear forever?

He doesn't have a name. Or better, he doesn't remember it. Until another human stumbles, wounded, into his life. Memories start come come back, of a life long lost. And maybe he has lived longer than what everybody thinks, including himself. A Silvery Earth novella.

In the first of two short horror stories, “Warface”, urban legend has it that eons ago Samuel Ketchum killed and tortured countless Indians on remote Indian Island. Not even women and children were spared. Years later, tales of bizarre disappearance and drowning surfaced. Locals tell of a tribal witch doctor Ketchum burned alive on that very island and speculate he now roams the land seeking vengeance for his death by collecting innocent souls for eternity.

We seek to experience the divine through our relationships. Our longing to experience the divine starts in childhood through our parents and extends to others as an adult. Through trials and tribulations in our relationships, we learn and understand what is important and what brings us ultimate joy. These poems are meant to connect with you and validate your feelings: the times that you felt excitement, anticipation, longing, bliss, the feeling of a magical dream come true, disappointment of separation and loss, doubt, emptiness, and anger.

This poetry is authored in various styles on different subjects. It is inspired writing on spirituality, religion, history, romance, and social commentary.

When Gordon finds out he's on Santa's naughty list, he steals Santa's Time-Stopper-House-Hopper and tries to ruin Christmas for all the nice children. It's up to Marcus to help save the day, even though he is certain Santa is only bringing him Coal for Christmas, too.

This is a collection of poems from a broken mind. They will make you think.

Political conspiracy, murder without conscience, mystery, and intrigue.

After publishing 12 works from deep within me, the innate urge to express myself in an entirely different manner overtook me. As far back as I can remember, reading poetry has always been a passion. It may well have been one of the key factors in choosing English Literature as my college major. This collection is the result of exposing my soul and heart in a way I'd never dreamed of doing. While my other works in publication are integral parts of me, I now understand that poetry is the essence of who I was, am, and forever will be.

Sailors have always had their stories, their tall tales of the sea. While many are the bragging and one-upmanship of men who do work no one else wants to do, some of them are frighteningly real. What a few sailors lucky enough to survive know is that beneath the icy waters of the Northern Pacific, a terror from the forgotten depths of history hunts them.