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In this second volume of his memoirs, Johnny describes how he infiltrated a dangerous gang of "activists" and thwarted a plot to carry out a series of attacks in the UK. We also learn more about Johnny Two Kebabs "the man" as opposed to just the public figure. We gain more insight into Johnny's "inner journey", as well his "outer journey" when he describes his experience of partaking of the "Kebab Of Truth". Johnny reveals more of his true self in this volume and he invites you to join him in eating the "Kebab Of Truth".

This third instalment is arguably the most important volume of Johnny's memoirs as it firmly establishes him as one of the great "thinkers" of modern times. Johnny shares with us some of his insights into the criminal mind and what drives him in his crusade against evil. The art of boxing, political ideology, and gender fluidity all play a part in this latest fascinating chapter of Johnny's experience. In this audio, we get closer to understanding Johnny's "philosophy of life" through the examination of modern day issues such as "diversity and inclusion".

When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando.' Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the 'underpants killer.'

The strangest episode of Johnny’s adventures so far sees him not only confronted by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher, but also by the mystery surrounding the death of one of his acquaintances.

This uproarious narrative relates how Johnny rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in less than two minutes, after already having imbibed 13 pints of lager. Johnny also recounts how he foiled a terrorist attack by a Cornish separatist group, and experienced a series of visitations by the ghost of the Rt. Hon. Margaret Thatcher.