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Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 20 hrs and 9 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A private server. A digital playground. An alliance of the world's most sadistic, most depraved minds. A place to bring their prey, to hone their skills.
Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon. Survival horror. One of the most brutal, most terrifying full-immersion games ever made. A place where fantasy characters such as elves and dwarves clash with technology, where giant monsters roam the hills, entrusted with protecting the gates of heaven from the demons who would tear it all down.
A game where one plays the last of the battlefield surgeons: a healer tasked with keeping the behemoths alive at all costs.
But on this server, they don't care about the game. That's not why they're here. They've come because of the game's most unique feature: full pain. Realistic anatomy. The ability to bring their victims well beyond the body's normal breaking point. And most importantly, the ability to bring them back and do it all over again.
Trapped in a bloody, merciless nightmare, Duke only has one goal: to survive. And in order to survive, he must play the game. He must win the game. And to do that, he must become the most cruel, most ruthless monster of them all.
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- Shayne B.
- 2022-09-09
Wild ride!
Starts off as a torture porn fantasy but ends as an epic tale of good vs evil with gods and demons.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2023-06-17
loved it
I found it excellent. Darker than expected but it still has ended up on my replay list.
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- C. Johnson
- 2024-07-07
Couldn’t finish it.
I have a hard time believing this is from the same author of Dungeon Crawler Carl. Maybe it was the performance that turned me off. I really wanted to like it, but I just have no interest in continuing it.
Dungeon Crawler Carl is rad though.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2022-02-21
Messed up
Found some parts hard to listen because of how horrific they were. Good stuff if you like that though
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- Jason Campbell
- 2024-08-11
so good it made me physically sick
This book is so good iT made me physically sick.
So there is the guy named Matt Dinniman. I have collected all of his, Dungeon crawler, Carl, series. Very much looking forward to the next book in the series.
I thought I would check out other books he has written. Well that can I say, Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon, is like Osmosis Joe meats, House meats, Grey's Anatomy, meats WTF.
I mean it when I say that is some incredible writing when not only did I become enveloped in the story and charters. It also made me physically sick. Well done that is some F$<ked up S&×t.
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- Geoffrey Peart
- 2023-10-09
Too much, this is too much
I really have liked Matt Dinniman’s Dungeon Crawler Carl books that can be dark but with huge laughs, and the darkness. But this was just a shade too dark for me. It starts as torture porn, ends like the movie seven (with everyone disturbed) and along the way there there are just moments so dark and bleak that I had to walk away.
It is well written, just not my jam…
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- carl
- 2024-10-09
dark as F$%k
Holy crap. It was a good book, not one of my normal books but I like some of his other work and it was on sale. that ending was dark, the whole story was dark. like three body problem dark. but on a more viral level. good book, though, like grave of the fireflies, I will not be listening again.
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- Tim Curll
- 2022-05-30
Read before purchase
A warning to fellow litRPG fans who've read Dungeon Crawler Carl and are looking for more fun; this book is VERY heavy on torture, mutilation, trauma and gore. Like, very close to unreadably heavy in my case, and I've been on the internet for 28 years. This is a LOT. Well written, beautifully read, cool mechanics, but pretty much a 20 hour long Suehiro Maruo Manga come to life. Be warned.
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- Josh mclean
- 2023-05-16
Good story, the narrator is awful
Weird story, but very well told, I almost stopped listening because the narrator was awful at first, I soon grew to not be bothered by his tone or almost robotic voice, fantastic ending
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- Amazon Customer
- 2024-09-13
Not for me
at the risk of repeating other reviewers, it's miserable. It's horror, it's profoundly unpleasant it feels completely hopeless. I haven't gotten very far into it and I don't intend to continue. The author is a talent, his other series DCC is what drew me to this, I wanted more. this isn't more Carl. It's it's own thing and i should have checked the reviews before i bought. If dark and hopeless are for you please enjoy you'lllikelynot find better, but personally I'm going to hold out for more Donut.
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