Monster Masseur
A Cozy Slice of Life Tale of Harem Romance and Isekai Fantasy
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Narrated by:
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Renée Nolen
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Trevor Jordan
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Written by:
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Virgil Knightley
About this listen
His only wish is to bring comfort to all, but others only recognize him for the pain his healing hands once caused.
Ryker Hayes is a licensed massage therapist, and a damn good one at that. It's a career he's passionate about, and all his plans for life are on track—until he winds up transported to the world of Werifesteria in the body of an infamous warlord, at least.
Now all he really wants to do is forget the misdeeds of his alter ego and retire to a life of anonymity with a couple interesting women as his new partners. Together, they open the very first massage inn and spa in all the land, and take on all the responsibilities that come with it. Turns out, it's a lot of work!
To reach his potential, he'll have to come to grips with the secrets of this mysterious world and the way its magic system functions. Can he find peace in the borderlands? Can he turn his Mastery of the Threads of Power into a fulfilling career as a masseur to the denizens of this fantasy world? And last, but certainly not least, how will he manage his increasingly complex relationships?
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- Josh Pike
- 2023-06-07
Bad performance
Good story, solid writing, but oh my god, one of the most important characters has the most cringe-worthy voice in history. it's horrific. practically ruins the book, honestly.
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