
Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself
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Haylock Jobson
About this listen
A world abandoned by the gods, mystifying cosmic forces, unimaginable power for those willing to ascend, and a hero who would rather . . . go fishing???
When summoned to a fantastical world and granted powers by a broken System, most freshly minted protagonists would strap on their big-boy boots and get ready for their stats to start climbing. But Fischer isn't like most MCs. In fact, he doesn't want to be a hero at all.
Fame? Fortune? Power? He had enough of all that in his old life. Discovering forbidden fishing techniques and petting every cute animal that comes within scritching distance? Now that's a good time.
Unfortunately for Fischer, cosmic forces rarely care for mortal feelings. He's hounded on all sides by inept cults, conspiring nobles, and more magical misunderstandings than those of a preteen relationship. Even his dutiful pet crab is firing energy blades like an anime antagonist.
So grab your fishing rod and a good snack, and pet your dog for me. The catch of a lifetime awaits!
The first volume of the laugh-out-loud LitRPG adventure series—a #1 Rising Star on Royal Road with over three million views—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
©2024 Paige Haylock Jobson (P)2024 Podium AudioYou may also enjoy...
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What the critics say
“I can’t think of a single story I’d rather get truck-kun’d (truck-kunned?) into than [that of] the vivid, lush world portrayed in Heretical Fishing, especially if I can hang out with Fischer and his gang. . . . The best book I’ve read this year.” —Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl
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- Amazon Customer
- 2024-08-17
Fun, novel approach to a stagnant format
Generally not a fan of cultivation approaches to the Litrpg genre, but this was a huge breath of fresh air. Whether that was Hobson’s great treatment of Fischer, the main character (sorry if I’ve spelt that wrong, I’m drunk rn), Miller’s amazing narration (he’s seriously the best) or a combination of both, this take on the genre was fantastic. Not since He Who Fights Monsters have I read or listened to a book that could make me literally laugh out loud and this book managed that many times. If you’re using credits, it’s a no-brainer. If you’re not, putting $15 (Canadian, don’t know how much it costs the rest of you) is a great investment. Your dog walks or commutes will be better from this great story.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2024-05-13
Heretical Fail-son
A man with infinite money and time dies to be reincarnated to... infinite money and time. honestly his life doesnt change much from being in the fantasy world other than no one knowing him but he also could've just moved to vietnam for the same experience.
main characters premise aside it's still a better listen than most reincarnation in a fantasy land audiobooks on here. worth a credit at least.
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- David
- 2024-06-26
Fun read
Nothing new to the genre, but a fun and comfy story that would be appropriate for any age.
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- Caleb
- 2024-07-05
Excellent. Silly. Light hearted
There isn’t really a “big bad” instead several “moderate baddies” who are all about the lvl of a home alone villain. It’s just wholesome.
I wish there was some rough evidence of fisher gaining power. There was some trades learned. And I understand avoiding full numbered stats. But I couldn’t say if he ended the book with the same lvl and strength as he started. Or if he increased in strength by a factor of 10. Doesn’t matter. I just wish there’d been some hints on that to Scratch my litrpg itch.
Will certainly get the next books when they come out.
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- Mike
- 2024-03-25
A fun story to listen to.
Very well written, Well Narrated. Will be waiting for the continuation of the story. Will also keep an eye out for mor of the same author.
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- Anil Dahal
- 2024-04-05
Scratched an itch that had been plaguing me for sometime.
Awesome book, amazing writing, perfect narrator. It’s beware of chicken but better in my opinion.
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- Anonymous User
- 2024-11-18
Simply wonderful
Even just the first 5 hours or so in, my girlfriend and I are enthralled with the whole experience so far. Shoutout to Alien Food on YouTube for recommending this wonderful adventure so far
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- Christien Beaumier
- 2024-03-24
Really pleasantly surprised!
This book perfectly scratched the itch left in the void since I finished the latest beware of chicken. This was fantastic and worth a credit without question. If you aren’t sure yet get sure cause this is a good one. Relaxing while being exciting and funny. 5 stars is too little to show how pleased I am to have come across this book.
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- steve
- 2024-04-05
Very fun and light.
Absolute perfection from every HWFWM fan's favorite Australian voice actor. The book suited him very well and book 2 can't come fast enough.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2024-04-20
Fantastic Fantastic Fantastic.
What a delight this book is. It's like Beware of Chicken but on an island with Fishing. The story is great, and narration is wonderful.
Very wholesome MC who enriches the life of everyone around him. The world he gets dropped into is full of mystery and keeps me wanting more.
I cannot recommend this book enough. Worth every penny, can't wait for more!
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