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Beware of Chicken 2: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Book 2
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 18 hrs and 7 mins
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A laugh-out-loud, slice-of-life martial-arts fantasy about . . . farming????
Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body.
And you know what? Things ain’t actually all that bad.
I mean, last year was pretty hectic. I died, got reborn, ran away from my sect and ultimate power, started a farm, made some friends, awakened all my animals into Spirit Beasts so now they’re running around talking and getting into life-and-death battles with super-powered bandits . . .
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- Kindle Customer
- 2023-03-29
another great book
cant wait fore the next one. The tournament is going to be great 👍
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- Passionatescribe
- 2023-04-22
Loved it.... more please!!
The narrator hit the mark again. I am so immersed in the story i can't wait for more. The subtle humor throughout is the best. The characters and the way they are fleshed out is perfect.
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- Sayoneu
- 2023-04-08
now I need book 3
an amazing story I never knew I would have such feels for a rooster and his animal companions living on a farm with their master
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-03-30
great book
loved it had good story, characters and world can't wait for the next one
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- steven
- 2023-04-09
Fantastic! A wonderful listen
I only just found this series as the 2nd audiobook was released, and I've loved it! Big D and Chunky are the best!
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- jack
- 2023-10-09
A good sequel
A good sequel to a good first novel. This take on the Xianxia genre continues to be interesting.
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- Patrick
- 2023-12-11
an awesome feel good comedy as inviting and comforting as a warm hug.
the first book was fantastic but had some pit falls in the beginning. it seems the writer and audio reader are both really hitting their stride. the writing painte a wonderful picture of beautiful landscapes. the humor is lighthearted, a real awesome slice of life. thie is coming from a person who normally doesn't like slice of life so thats saying something!
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- Neil Moodie
- 2023-12-03
Loving it even more
Bi D is ‘tha Boss’, seems like all Jin’s animals may become spirit animals. Again the various perspective is great, almost like your interacting with all the characters on an intimate level when you get it from the different perspectives.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2024-04-16
Fantastic like the first.
Another excellent addition to the Beware of Chicken family.
Contains all the joys of high powered characters but without the ego that usually accompanies it. The main slice of life story just feels like a farm blanket sitting next to a cozy fire.
It contains some fighting and cultivation, but it's not the focus and it's done SO darn well.
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-04-03
Great Listen!
Only bad part was that it finished, can not wait for the next one to arrive
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