Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
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Narrated by:
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Jeff Hays
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Written by:
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Neven Iliev
About this listen
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.
The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level Five in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!
However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time - a fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!
Content warning: Gore, violence, explicit sexual scenes
Everybody Loves Large Chests was first brought to Jeff Hays on Soundbooth Theater Live, his live streaming narration show. Since then, it has been the most consistently requested and enjoyed title by fans. So much so, that Neven Iliev finally decided to approach us to put out a full audio version of the first arc in Boxxy's adventures!
The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:
Jeff Hays - Narration, Characters, Production Supervision
Dalton Lynne - Proofing
Alex Tate - Production, Editing, Mastering
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- Caleb
- 2022-09-28
Randomly Interesting
I absolutely love how random things can seem to get... even when everything has great logical progression and advancement!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-09-13
odd indeed.
I found it difficult for myself to enjoy a story where the "protagonist" has zero personality.
Wilson in Cast Away had more personality.
Will I purchase the next in the series?
Yeah, like Boxy's succubus, I shamefully enjoy torture.
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- Aleef
- 2019-02-09
decent book for d&d fans
I enjoyed listening to this book. It's not funny like other people suggested (I was expecting something like the Caverns and Creatures series). I feel like it would have benefited from less (or no) porn. It didn't really bother me but it was cringy and completely unnecessary. Otherwise the storyline was nice.
Great naration.
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- Sayoneu
- 2023-03-29
funny not what expected
great and funny story it will not be what you expect but will be what you need!
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- Chort26
- 2023-10-03
Interesting story, looking forward to the next book
Looking forward to listening to the next book. Unique story and narrator did a great job
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- Quintin Theresa
- 2024-11-04
not what you would expect
really enjoyable story and damn good performance ( my opinion)
being bad never sounded so funny
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- Clara
- 2021-01-12
Dirty Fun
Nice lighthearted narrative about a monsters perspective on the world. Has some entertaining naughty storytelling added in. If you're surprised by that perhaps you don't fully understand what makes up a large chest and the morningwood it can result in.
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- Anonymous User
- 2021-08-20
hilarious
This book is so good. Laughed quite a bit during the early bits while the mimic was figuring out the world around him. The sex stuff is kinda pointless but doesn't detract from the story so I can ignore it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2021-11-09
super unique take on litrpg with a great concept
Wasn't sure how good this would be until I saw who performed it. after that hopes were high. needless to say story and performance did not disappoint! very unique, great humor and perfectly dark.
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- Jackie Farley
- 2024-08-05
Great unique premise, too bad it was written by a horny teenager
THe porn-like sequences take away from what otherwise was a excellent premise for a book. Love they story, love the characters, even loved the lewd jokes, but when the author moves into soft porn every now and then, it takes away from the story, rather than add to it. Too bad, missed opportunity for a larger audience. Jeff's narration was flawless, and really gave the main character some depth through its periods of "stupidity".
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