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  • Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

  • Written by: Neven Iliev
  • Narrated by: Jeff Hays
  • Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (251 ratings)

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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

Written by: Neven Iliev
Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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Publisher's Summary

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level Five in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time - a fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

Content warning: Gore, violence, explicit sexual scenes

Everybody Loves Large Chests was first brought to Jeff Hays on Soundbooth Theater Live, his live streaming narration show. Since then, it has been the most consistently requested and enjoyed title by fans. So much so, that Neven Iliev finally decided to approach us to put out a full audio version of the first arc in Boxxy's adventures!

The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:

Jeff Hays - Narration, Characters, Production Supervision
Dalton Lynne - Proofing
Alex Tate - Production, Editing, Mastering

©2017 Neven Iliev (P)2017 Jeff Hays

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Randomly Interesting

I absolutely love how random things can seem to get... even when everything has great logical progression and advancement!

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odd indeed.

I found it difficult for myself to enjoy a story where the "protagonist" has zero personality.
Wilson in Cast Away had more personality.
Will I purchase the next in the series?
Yeah, like Boxy's succubus, I shamefully enjoy torture.
#audible1

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decent book for d&d fans

I enjoyed listening to this book. It's not funny like other people suggested (I was expecting something like the Caverns and Creatures series). I feel like it would have benefited from less (or no) porn. It didn't really bother me but it was cringy and completely unnecessary. Otherwise the storyline was nice.
Great naration.

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funny not what expected

great and funny story it will not be what you expect but will be what you need!

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Interesting story, looking forward to the next book

Looking forward to listening to the next book. Unique story and narrator did a great job

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Dirty Fun

Nice lighthearted narrative about a monsters perspective on the world. Has some entertaining naughty storytelling added in. If you're surprised by that perhaps you don't fully understand what makes up a large chest and the morningwood it can result in.

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hilarious

This book is so good. Laughed quite a bit during the early bits while the mimic was figuring out the world around him. The sex stuff is kinda pointless but doesn't detract from the story so I can ignore it.

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super unique take on litrpg with a great concept

Wasn't sure how good this would be until I saw who performed it. after that hopes were high. needless to say story and performance did not disappoint! very unique, great humor and perfectly dark.

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Entertaining, if sometimes discordant

While the book has a somewhat slow start, the over all story was fairly enjoyable. I liked most of the characters and the general plot worked as a premise for this kind of story. The only issue I had was some of the word choices used in descriptions. Would ultimately recommend it!

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great dungeon crawler from a mobs POV

the sexy bits kind of caught me off guard but I honestly loved all of it.

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